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Maybe someday I'll turn this into a video with my friends but for now it's just post it here!

Sh*t Teenagers Say:

I stopped listening to the Jonas Brothers in, like, 6th grade!

Ugh! I hate Freshman!

No, i swear, that JoBros song was from like 7th grade, I haven't taken it off my iPod yet.

I loooove Doctor Who!

I didn't do any of my math homework last night!

I hate how people cuss to make them look tough!

F*cking Freshman! They all can suck my big a*s d*ck!

Tool is so hardcore!

I HATE drama!

Of course I don't like Henry! He's so gross!

Like anybody? I don't like anybody!

Okay, if I tell you, you've gotta promise not to tell ANYONE!

No offense, but Maggie's a b*tch!

I don't need a boyfriend, I'm so happy I'm single!

I'm forever alone!

I bench, like, 230!

Ugh, I'm so swore from the gym yesterday! I did like five miles on the treadmill and five hundred pull ups and sh*t!

I'm soooo hungry!

My stomach is like a bottomless pit!

I really need to diet!

I change my profile pic too much!

I'm totally not selfish! I hate selfish people!

Ugh! I'm so ugly!

This is a horrible picture of me!

Ew, you're friends with Noah on Facebook?

Look at her boobs! She's such a slut!

I hate my IPhone! I need a new one!

90's kids are awesome! This new generation is so stupid!

YOLO!

YOLO is so mainstream!
  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: Gun Powder and Lead
  • Watching: Bus Stop
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~xxxWARGIRLxxx Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, I only say that "I'm soooo hungry" (cause I usually am) and......that's actually it. :3
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~lutany92 Dec 11, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
... YOLO YOLO YOLO

*coughcoughIhadtocoughcough*

You forgot extremely bad grammar and "5ever"
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~oobay Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Forever available!! xD
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~HetaliaRussiaYay Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Well that's being a teenager in a nutshell all we do is complain, whine, and nag each other.
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Mood: Joy ~Shuru10 Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I have heard most of those throughout school. But instead of YOLO, I say "Cuz' I'm AWESOME like that!! >:D".
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~TheArtisticGenius Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Almost every kid at my middle school said this kind of stuff -___-
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~findmyface Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That 90 kid's thing I say way too many times
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~XxIHateEverythingxXx Dec 9, 2012  Student Artist
Im a teenager but I don't say half of this.

Ugh I go to school with the teens that do... Its so annoying
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~MrsTomlinson214 Dec 9, 2012  Student Writer
*sees the last thing*
HIPSTERS FTW~! XD
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:icontheanswer-fortytwo:
We teenagers contradict ourselves way too much. But yes, turn this into a video!
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