Maybe someday I'll turn this into a video with my friends but for now it's just post it here!
Sh*t Teenagers Say:
I stopped listening to the Jonas Brothers in, like, 6th grade!
Ugh! I hate Freshman!
No, i swear, that JoBros song was from like 7th grade, I haven't taken it off my iPod yet.
I loooove Doctor Who!
I didn't do any of my math homework last night!
I hate how people cuss to make them look tough!
F*cking Freshman! They all can suck my big a*s d*ck!
Tool is so hardcore!
I HATE drama!
Of course I don't like Henry! He's so gross!
Like anybody? I don't like anybody!
Okay, if I tell you, you've gotta promise not to tell ANYONE!
No offense, but Maggie's a b*tch!
I don't need a boyfriend, I'm so happy I'm single!
I'm forever alone!
I bench, like, 230!
Ugh, I'm so swore from the gym yesterday! I did like five miles on the treadmill and five hundred pull ups and sh*t!
I'm soooo hungry!
My stomach is like a bottomless pit!
I really need to diet!
I change my profile pic too much!
I'm totally not selfish! I hate selfish people!
Ugh! I'm so ugly!
This is a horrible picture of me!
Ew, you're friends with Noah on Facebook?
Look at her boobs! She's such a slut!
I hate my IPhone! I need a new one!
90's kids are awesome! This new generation is so stupid!
YOLO is so mainstream!
Listening to: Gun Powder and Lead
Watching: Bus Stop