Australia x Reader
My Fake FiancÚ
"Ok~ Now say... Crikey! That's a big wallaby!" You laughed. You had accompanied your best friend Australia to a fancy ball for all the countries of the world. You weren't a representative for a country but everyone who was invited to the ball was allowed to bring a guest, regardless if they were a representative or not.
Australia chuckled. "Crikey! That's a big wallaby!" He repeated.
You clapped your hands together and giggled. His accent was absolutely gorgeous!
Australia's gaze turned to his brother England who was making his way over to you. His smile dropped from his face.
"Pretend to be my girlfriend for a minute, okay?" He whispered and wrapped his hand around your waist.
"Wha--" Before you could protest England was already standing in front of you.
"Hello brother, are you going to introduce me to this lovely young lady?" England asked and smiled.
"Arthur, this is my girlfriend ______." He stressed the word 'girlfriend'.
"Oh sweetie, don't be so shy! You should tell him!" You said in the cheesiest Australian accent you could conjure up.
"Tell me what?"
"Tell him what?" England and Australia said in unison.
"Aussie and I are engaged!" You shot Australia a smug grin, as to say, 'Oh yeah! I went there!'
"Aussie, you wanker! When were you planning on telling your own brother? Congratulations!"
"Where's her ring? Were you too cheap to by your own fiancÚ an engagement ring?" Arthur chuckled.
"He said he wanted me to pick it out. He wanted me to have the biggest, most expensive diamond the store had. Isn't that right, my lil' koala bear?" You smiled and rested your hand on his chest.
"I-uh, y-" Before he had the chance to defend himself America swaggered by with his arm around Belgium.
"Artie look! I totally stole your woman!" America laughed.
"Sorry Artie, but Alfred has a Harley! We can still be friends, though!" She smiled and waved to her ex.
"B-but...." Arthur wiped his hand down his face and ran the other one through his hair. "Well, I'm going to go have a drink... Maybe two..." He turned and slumped over to the bar. You turned to Australia and gave him another smug grin.
"What the hell was that about?"
"Calm down, I was just joking around. What could possibly---"
"No, no, no! Don't you dare say 'what could possibly go wrong'!"
Right on cue you heard the tink of a fork against a glass. "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to make a toast." You looked toward the bar to see Arthur standing up on a chair, holding up a shot of whisky. "To my brother and his lovely fiancÚ ______! May you be forever happy together!"
The whole room bursted into applause.
"Crikey..." You and Aussie said quietly in unison.
By the time you and Australia left the ball, you had to talk to several people about your "wedding plans".
"You never told me you were engaged!"
"I didn't even know you had a girlfriend!"
"How did you meet?"
"When's the wedding?"
"Are you thinking about having kids?"
All questions you were forced to answer. You and Aussie made a hasty get away to his car and he started to drive you home.
"This is all your fault." He pouted.
"Excuse me? Nuh uh! You were the one who lied about having a girlfriend!"
He took in a deep breath and sighed. "Alright... I deserved it... But what the hell are we supposed to do now?"
"Calm down, Ace! All we have to do is break up! We'll wait a little while so that it seems believable, then we put on a huge scene to make it look like we can't stand each other and we break up! Bing, bang, boom-No more weeding!"
"Alright... So what's the story?"
"Hmm... You slept with another woman?"
"Hey, don't make me a jerk!"
"Fine... I want to focus on my career but you want a family."
"Okay, fine. Let's talk about this tomorrow, ok?" He stopped his car in front of your house.
"As you wish~" You smiled and opened your door. "Oh and you owe me a big, expensive diamond ring, my Tasmanian Devil." You winked.
"Son of b-" You shut the car door before he could finish his sentence.
"I love you too darling!" You blew him a kiss and laughed as you skipped up your porch steps.